Mentioned in the Daily Dispatch (7 February 1998). Quoted on 5fm in the mid 1990s by Alex Jay. Indexed by AOL on 1 April 2004.
Welcome to the most important and popular section of my website. Since I am such a twisted person, with more than just a leaning to the tasteless side of life, this page is not for the faint of heart. Don’t say I didn’t warn you …
There are two sections to this part of my website: Tasteless Jokes and non-Tasteless Jokes. Some of this stuff is ancient, but I’ve kept it for historic reasons.
Most of the humour collected here is in the public domain, unless otherwise specified.
Tasteful Humour
- 13 Ways to Handle Stress
- 25 Funniest Analogies
- All About Beer
- Corporate Lessons
- Dr Seuss on PCs
- Even Technicians Get Fooled
- Giving a Cat a Pill
- Haiku Error Messages for Windows
- How to Bathe a Cat
- How to Install Software
- I’ve Learned
- Letter to Koos
- Maihem in ce Klasrum
- McDonnell Douglas
- Overheard from Klingon Programmers
- Pinky and the Brain
- Puns for Educated Minds
- Rules For Dogs
- Taxi At Soweto
- The English Language
- There Ought To Be A Word For That
- UNIX Rhapsody
- Useless Information
- What British People Mean
- What’s Wrong with this Picture?
- Why Did the Chicken Cross the Road?
- Why Women Are Better Than Men
- Windows 10 Recall
- Wise Words
- You Are a Child of the Eighties If …
- You Know You Are Too Stressed When …
Tasteless Humour
- 10 Things That Suck About Being A Guy
- 14 Things You Can Do In A Supermarket
- A Consent Plea
- Alcohol Troubleshooting
- Epol Diet
- Free Advice and Nifty Ideas
- Gay Wedding Rules
- If Santa Answered His Mail Honestly
- Life Tips
- Little Johnny Jokes
- New South African Dictionary
- Nun Jokes
- One-Liners From Hell
- Pooh Goes Ape-Shit
- Questions You Were Too Afraid To Ask
- Really Terrible Diana Jokes
- Sir Paul and Heather
- The Canonical List of Chuck Norris Facts
- The Hoff
- The Saga of Eskimo Nell
- The School Play
- Things You Don’t Want To Hear During Surgery
- Tips For Evil Cult Members
- Tips For Evil Overlords
- Twenty Rules To Live By At Halloween (And For That Matter, All Year Around)
- Welcome to Hell
- Winnie-the-Pooh Jokes
- Women And Men
- You Know You Are In South Africa When …
- You Know You Live In Johannesburg When …
- You Know You’re Gay When …